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sad? try this :)

take another cough of the cigarette

Elkaars sigaret aansteken / Lighting each others' cigarettes

if you like Pina Coladas

Image from page 437 of "Nostrums and quackery; articles on the nostrum evil and quackery reprinted, with additions and modifications, from The Journal of the American Medical Association" (1914)

i'm ridin' 'round with my system pumpin' LSD

Image from page 843 of "The principles and practice of surgery" (1872)

i can't do anything without coffee

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when all else fails, try them all at once!

or go to therapy